I dare you find a modern car that is cooler

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11/19/2015 at 13:52 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > JR1
11/19/2015 at 13:56

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That color is absolutely perfection on that car.


Kinja'd!!! Justin Young > JR1
11/19/2015 at 13:58

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Always the answer...


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > JR1
11/19/2015 at 13:59

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Please tell me that is NOT two-tone paint on an Aston.


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > JR1
11/19/2015 at 14:00

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I don’t normally care much for green cars, but that is a beautiful shade of green.


Kinja'd!!! Ike > $kaycog
11/19/2015 at 14:00

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I don't know I'm fond of the ford GTs myself


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > JR1
11/19/2015 at 14:00

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Read the headline and thought “No prob”. Then I spent a few mins looking at that Aston and thought “Damn that Aston is super cool, nothing else modern with that kind of panache.” Touche


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Justin Young
11/19/2015 at 14:01

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Is it though?


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > $kaycog
11/19/2015 at 14:01

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I agree there is something about this green that just is outstanding


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
11/19/2015 at 14:01

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Nope just the lighting


Kinja'd!!! djmt1 > JR1
11/19/2015 at 14:01

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Jags are more my thing. Too many footballers drive Astons these days.

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Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
11/19/2015 at 14:01

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Could not agree more


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > djmt1
11/19/2015 at 14:03

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That Jag is actually a pretty good candidate. Might not be Aston cool but it is a close race


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > Ike
11/19/2015 at 14:04

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I’m pretty fond of them myself. A little. Somewhat. A bit. :D


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > JR1
11/19/2015 at 14:05

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So, I can’t find a modern car that is cooler. So have a green GT40

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Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
11/19/2015 at 14:06

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I will take the GT40 as payment for trying to disagree


Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > JR1
11/19/2015 at 14:08

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I guess it really depends on how you define cool...that Aston certainly fits the bill, but there are others.

Practical Cool

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Crazy cool-

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Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > JR1
11/19/2015 at 14:08

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I gave up trying to disagree as soon as I saw the Aston.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > JR1
11/19/2015 at 14:10

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Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > $kaycog
11/19/2015 at 14:11

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As it happens...

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Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > djmt1
11/19/2015 at 14:11

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I too came here to post a Jaaaaaaaag

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Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > Cé hé sin
11/19/2015 at 14:12

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Yep. That’s the car I had in mind.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Justin Young
11/19/2015 at 14:15

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No, especially with buck teeth.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Tom McParland
11/19/2015 at 14:17

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Interesting way to look at it. And I cannot disagree with you. Both of those cars define crazy cool/practical cool


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > JR1
11/19/2015 at 14:17

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Astons generally look good, but they’ve made so many subtle variations on the same styling theme across supposedly totally-different cars that I stopped caring. All I can tell you about this picture is, “it’s an Aston Martin, and it’s green.”


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > RallyWrench
11/19/2015 at 14:18

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GT350 is cool but.. one day it will be modified and ruined by dorky teenagers. Making it uncool


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Textured Soy Protein
11/19/2015 at 14:19

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This is an aggressive body on a DB9 I do believe


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > JR1
11/19/2015 at 14:20

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But that one is literally cold. So cool + cold=coolest.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > JR1
11/19/2015 at 14:21

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But the DB9 has a totally different shaped quarter window! And its front door glass doesn’t have that little bit by the mirror that doesn’t go down.

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Kinja'd!!! BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > $kaycog
11/19/2015 at 14:23

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the area between silver and green is very interesting for subtle and gorgeous car colors.

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Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Textured Soy Protein
11/19/2015 at 14:24

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Must be a Vanquish without the rear wing then.


Kinja'd!!! FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > JR1
11/19/2015 at 14:26

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It is quite amazing in person. The car is cool imo but most of its owners are not.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem
11/19/2015 at 14:27

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I have seen several in person and I agree. But to most this is just a fancy Mercedes and your rich neighbor drives a Mercedes


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast.
11/19/2015 at 14:28

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Most definitely!


Kinja'd!!! FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > JR1
11/19/2015 at 14:28

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Sadly:(


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > JR1
11/19/2015 at 14:30

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This car is definitely cooler:

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Kinja'd!!! BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > JR1
11/19/2015 at 14:30

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This may well be the pinnacle of Aston Martin Design.

The new DB10 or whatever they are calling the car in Spectre, has crested and descending the other side of the hill. This Vanquish may mark the top.

I would buy this over an F12 Ferrari in a heartbeat, on design alone, even if it is slower. It is still faster than I will ever be, and more powerful than mere mortals can use... so it comes down to looks... and the Aston looks better.

Although in terms of cool modern cars... Cayman GT4, Lamborghini Huracan, and BAC Mono may be in the running, in categories other than a front-engined V12 Grand Touring Coupe.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast.
11/19/2015 at 14:33

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I totally agree with you on the first three paragraphs. As for the fourth not sure where you got Huracan from. If you want a super cool supercar look at something like the Aventador


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > Justin Young
11/19/2015 at 14:34

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I’m sad that the white plate right in the grille makes it look like a ridiculous buck-toothed smile. Down with front plate laws!


Kinja'd!!! BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > JR1
11/19/2015 at 14:36

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2014-current Vanquish’s rear wing is flush with the rear fenders, and the air channel under the wing is submerged below the fender crest and belt line. Viewing the car from the front, the “wing” is not readily visible from some angles.

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Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > JR1
11/19/2015 at 14:37

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Is this the Virage or the Vanquish? Or is it a DBS?

I can't tell Astons apart, but as far as brand image/identity goes, at least they had a fine design to start with.


Kinja'd!!! Makoyouidiot > JR1
11/19/2015 at 14:39

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Honest entry:

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If anything can match the sexy of an Aston, it’s an Alfa.


Kinja'd!!! BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > djmt1
11/19/2015 at 14:40

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Jag F-type is a close runner up. I hope they get affordable on the used market, even for a supercharged V6 RWD 6-speed.

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Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Justin Young
11/19/2015 at 14:40

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Ew. No.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > gin-san - shitpost specialist
11/19/2015 at 14:44

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Vanquish I believe


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Makoyouidiot
11/19/2015 at 14:53

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That is a damn good contender


Kinja'd!!! BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > JR1
11/19/2015 at 14:54

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Huracan is more graceful than both Aventador’s jagged stealth-jet edges, and active intakes, also more graceful than the Gallardo it replaces, yet STILL is bold. It is more cohesive a design than Ferrari 488, and the front fascia aspect of McLaren 650, although I like pretty much everything other than the front of the McLaren, and don’t mind the 488 GTS so much... but Huracan, as a design, has fewer visual caveats. Possibly the best combination of both cleanliness and boldness, since the original clean-body Countach.

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Kinja'd!!! boxrocket > JR1
11/19/2015 at 14:55

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DBS and Vantage V12 are similarly in the "Absolute Zero" cooler. And probably the new Ford GT and all McLarens.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast.
11/19/2015 at 14:59

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Really? Until yesterday when they released the LP-580 I did not even remotely like the Huracan


Kinja'd!!! Vítor > gin-san - shitpost specialist
11/19/2015 at 15:06

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New Vanquish. Am I the only one that can easily recognize apart Aston Martins, Audis, BMW and etc? I only have problems with the refreshed DB9 and the Virage.


Kinja'd!!! BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > JR1
11/19/2015 at 15:15

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The LP580-2 visually is only differentiated by a different front fascia with different cooling ductwork, and a more effective rear diffuser to increase rear downforce and grip, to deal with the 580-2’s RWD, rather than the established 610-4’s AWD.

The 2-wheel-drive traction deficit is also why the RWD car is de-tuned to 580PS (~575hp), rather than 610PS (602hp). Obviously that is what the numbers in the designation mean, power output in metric horsepower, rather than bhp, and 2 or 4 wheel drive.

(I like the LP610-4 AWD car’s front fascia better, because it can be blacked out like the Novitec tuned pearl white car above, and mostly disappear.)

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The white LP610-4 is tuned by Novitec, and the rear wing is a Novitec add-on, the wheels are not stock, lower pieces are re-colored in gunmetal gray, but appear to be stock shape. The red LP580-2 shows the new front and rear aero, a tweaked new wheel design, and otherwise, the aesthetics are pretty much unchanged.


Kinja'd!!! savethemanualsbmw335ix > JR1
11/19/2015 at 15:25

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even the mint green paint is cool!


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > JR1
11/19/2015 at 15:30

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Kinja'd!!! BringBackTheCommodore > JR1
11/19/2015 at 15:31

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Well, here are a few competitors:

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4-door Sedan, 707 hp, 200+ mph top end:

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Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > JR1
11/19/2015 at 15:34

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We meet again my oldest foe...


Kinja'd!!! traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > JR1
11/19/2015 at 15:52

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I heard the body is a constant 32.1 degrees - because it’s so cool, it’s almost freezing.


Kinja'd!!! Speed > JR1
11/19/2015 at 16:15

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I tried in earnest and can’t find a car that’s cooler than that one. Simply put... I can’t! I don’t think anyone here has either. They’ve found ones that are meaner, more fun, faster, more powerful and better at other things, but nothing this “cool”. It’s the epitome. It’s an Aston, it’s effortless, it’s classy, it’s mint fucking green! It’s the World’s Most Interesting Man of cars!


The closest thing I could find is this stupid truck and it’s not even the same kind of cool.

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Kinja'd!!! JR1 > BringBackTheCommodore
11/19/2015 at 17:21

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Going to have to disagree on all three for various reasons. The ACR is too crazy. The cobra jet can't even drive on the road. And finally the Hellcat is also basically a rental car


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
11/19/2015 at 17:22

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Close but it is no Aston


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Speed
11/19/2015 at 17:23

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Some say the Aston is so cool it once froze over Hell


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > JR1
11/19/2015 at 17:23

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That’s because it doesn’t have to be, it’s a Jaaag.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
11/19/2015 at 17:26

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Only twice has Jag ever made a car cooler than the Aston. The D-Type and the E-Type


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > JR1
11/19/2015 at 17:36

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Agree to disagree.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > JR1
11/19/2015 at 21:01

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991 911 Targa GTS with a manual, but it won’t be for long since the 2016 Turbo has been announced

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The first car I’d buy given an unlimited amount of money.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Vicente Esteve
11/19/2015 at 21:22

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I don't think a 911 is cool. It's too common


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > JR1
11/19/2015 at 22:53

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Fair point. I live in a small town where a Passat is considered luxurious.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Vicente Esteve
11/19/2015 at 23:10

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I'm in the same boat but I drive an hour east and they are a dime a dozen


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > JR1
11/19/2015 at 23:40

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Closest Porsche dealership is about 5 hours away.

Still, that green in the Aston is downright mesmerising.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > JR1
11/20/2015 at 11:38

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As the closest thing to another ‘58-’60 aesthete on this site, time for me to get an opinion on something. Right now I’m looking at what horn ring filler is correct for the ‘59, and apparently it’s supposed to look like this:

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There’s a whole horn ring and cover for sale for like $160 right now. No me gusta. However, the best I can tell, the one from a ‘60 will also fit due to using the same ring, and it looks like this:

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I’m leaning toward the ‘60, because there’s one for sale for $41 plus shipping. I just may have to make something to go on the back, because it’s clear... Rather than wait, since the ‘60 *does* look pretty snazzy. Maybe I could get the ‘59 in future? Who knows.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
11/20/2015 at 13:13

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Get the 60. If I would have kept the Lincoln I was actually leaning towards the 60 myself. Hell get a custom center piece and make it your own.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > JR1
11/20/2015 at 13:17

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A custom center piece... with a boxing glove . There’s got to be room in that huge steering column for it, right?

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Kinja'd!!! JR1 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
11/20/2015 at 13:20

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Without a doubt! There has to be some room for it in that 19 foot car!


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast.
11/20/2015 at 14:52

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The DB10 is a Movie car. The DB11 is the replacement, and as far as I can tell from the camo pics will be much better looking.


Kinja'd!!! Makoyouidiot > JR1
11/21/2015 at 06:52

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Especially with proper headlights!